Here is some of that forwarded email crap from my coworker Mike. It is interesting...sort of. My comments added. Cut and paste and annoy YOUR friends and family.

Did you know???....

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. (Does this include porn films?)

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television. (Obviously tornado ravaged rednecks)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. (...this means that

falling asleep in front of the TV is like running a marathon.)

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (depends which pole your are looking from)

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. (We are partial to Vlasic... sorry)

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. (Duh! The inventor of the x-ray died of radiation poisoning)

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser. (I thought it was Nicole Brown Simpson.... )

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. (If they could average 30+ per game, then they could earn so much)

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (Doesn't bother me a bit.)

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice. (excuse me.. there is a person under the suit.)

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.