Decorative soaps:
Lovely little trinkets aren't they? Decorative soaps. Those small, sometimes large, blobs of molded waxy scent that just sit looking pretty. They don't really serve any purpose other than to just "be". I especially love it when the soap matches the furry toilet cover. One should not use the decorative soaps for washing, but rather use the other more practical soap(s) that SHOULD be nearby. If all is well, the handy liquid soap dispenser should be present, or maybe a bar with an inscribed logo of a major name. The utility soap is usually sitting in a practical dish. A dish that has been gummed up with previous visitors. Not decorative soaps, they usually sit on a proverbial pillow of satin.

How many times have you finished your business and placed your now unfit hands under the water (a reflex after a bathroom visit) and noticed there are ONLY decorative soaps within reach. Admit it. This has happened to you. You pause and think whether it is wrong or right to use the rose-shaped soap. There is a split second that you ponder the implications. You have two choices. 1. You simply rinse in the water and leave the decorative soap alone. or 2. You soil the decorative soap leaving a path of gooey destruction behind. Should there be a social penalty for using the decorative soaps? Worse yet... should the host or hostess be exiled from the party circle of friends? Never attend a party at their house again? Banished!

So what... you soiled the decorative soap. Big deal. Rinse your hands and be on your merry way.

Do you dry your hands on the DECORATIVE TOWELS?