Corporate Survialist (Coffee)

It shouldn't have to be said that if you are the one who empties the pot, you must replenish the pot. Too many people leave that pot empty, burning, and stinky. As a survivalist in the corporate world you must remember that by filling the pot, you will avoid being the target of the support staff. They will blackball you when you need more copies, or staples. It goes without saying. Your mother does not work here (in most cases). Coffee making is something that is not taught in our higher institutions but it is certainly an acquired skill. Hours of studying and buzzed from caffeine were the result of you making a pot of coffee (unless you hung out at IHOP or Denny's to study). It is an important skill. Use it to your advantage.